Snivellus

I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

ollivandur:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

It’s… that easy!?

IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS-

OH NO

WE HAVE A LEAK

(Source: ollivander, via awkward-feelings)

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